headcanon: tony has tried to buy rhode island and rename it rhodey island multiple times.
A message from Anonymous
Hey Hex, how many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?
A reply from anthill-inside
* Searches For Entry "Bulb" *
Botany. a usually subterranean and often globular bud having fleshy leaves emergent at the top and a stem reduced to a flat disk, rooting from the underside, as in the onion and lily. a plant growing from such a bud.
+++ It Would Take Four Wizards +++
+++ And Much Squabbling About Allocation Of Duties +++
+++ To Unearth The Old Bulb +++
+++ It Would Take Three +++
+++ To Prevent The Bursar From Nibbling On Its Replacement +++
+++ And Two More +++
+++ To Prevent Everyone From Forgetting What They Were Doing +++
+++ In The First Place +++